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At the Regulars Table (Am Stammtisch)

Am Stammtisch (At the Regulars Table)

I´m sitting here at the regulars table ´till the end, ain´t no bull, ain´t no crap, who isn´t here has a brain of mush.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday I sit here…. still (sitting)…

And when that phone call comes from home, I tell the barkeep to tell them they saw me last yesterday, ´round 1:30…

´Cuz nobody here betrays our ideals, and pinches the the wait staff in the butt, and then lies at home about it.

And I got to stay, pursue some politics, prescribe medication for town, province (state,canton) and country. Isn´t it obvious, that

Socialists, idealists, hippie dreamers, pacifists, musicians, artists, fairy tale tellers, stars and celebrities, journalists,

Feminists (and) activists, have zero-nothing…. zero-nothing…. zero nothing to contribute.

I´m sitting here at the regulars table ´till the end, ain´t no bull, ain´t no crap, who isn´t here has a brain of mush.

I want my spouse and kids protected from all the riff-raff. From them swindlers, mobsters, (and) slit-ears, from those knife-stabbers, B´n´E-ers,

Refugees, immigrans, asylum-seekers, nihilists, from those god damned international terrorists, crooked

Judges, criminal police officers… holy crap is this a terribly, terribly, terribly long, long list…

Communists, dictators, bankers multinationals, kapitalists. Subversive left (and) right extremists, Songwriters!

Drug dealers, anarchists, unemployed, child abusers, muscle-folks from foreign countries.

Cabinet ministers, politicians, and intellectual social critics. conscious-less air polluters, illegal washroom cleaners, polygamous islamists, stoners, heroin addicts, thiefs and lawyers, pedophile priests and sadists…

…need to all be… need to all be… locked up in jail.. (muck the stable, drain the swamp)

I´m sitting here at the regulars table ´till the end, ain´t no bull, ain´t no crap, who isn´t here has a brain of mush.

brain of mush

brain of mush

brain of mush.

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