AI: a Convo with “Bard” from Google

In the leadup to my Album release, i used Google Bard to help me compose a letter in German, in which i ask the owners of a Venue for a room to do my album release in..

Here’s the actual link to my conversation, it’s starts of with a dumb question…

https://g.co/bard/share/3dbc8ef1bd0f

Here’s an actual translation in English…

Can you translate this conversation to english, just for kicks?

Sure. Here is a translation of the conversation between us to English:

Andy: Bard, can you write me a German letter asking the operators of the Lattman bar to let me use their smoking lounge for an event on October 28, 2023? It's the release party for my new song collection. I want to charge a 20 franc admission fee at the entrance to the smoking lounge, and I promise that your alcohol sales will be extremely good that evening. It should be a business letter, short and convincing.

Bard: Sure, here is a translation of the letter:

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the Lattman Bar,

I am writing to ask for the opportunity to use your smoking lounge for an event on October 28, 2023. On this evening, I will be releasing my new song collection. I am a [your music genre] artist, and I am confident that the event will be a success and attract a large number of visitors.

I would like to charge an admission fee of 20 francs at the entrance to the smoking lounge. I am confident that this price is acceptable to visitors, as they will have the unique opportunity to hear my new music.

I am convinced that this event will also be a success for you. I promise that your alcohol sales will be extremely good on this evening. I will ensure that my fans are well supplied with drinks.

I would be grateful if you would consider my request. I am available for further discussions at any time.

Sincerely,
[Your name]

This letter is short and convincing, as it contains the following points:

A personal address and a thank you for the opportunity
A brief description of the event
A convincing argument for the admission fee
A guarantee of good sales
An offer for further discussions
I hope this helps!

Andy: Thank you! That was very helpful. I like the letter, but I would like to change the introduction to something like "I have already performed at your bar" instead of "I am writing to ask for the opportunity to use your bar."

Bard: Here is a revised version of the letter with a different introduction:

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the Lattman Bar,

I have already performed at your bar on [date], and I was very impressed by the atmosphere and hospitality. I am a [your profession] and have a large fan base in the region.

On this evening, I will be releasing my new song collection. I am a [your music genre] artist, and I am confident that the event will be a success and attract a large number of visitors.

I would be grateful if you would give me the opportunity to use your smoking lounge for this event on October 28, 2023. I would charge an admission fee of 20 francs at the entrance to the smoking lounge.

I am convinced that this event will also be a success for you. I promise that your alcohol sales will be extremely good on this evening. I will ensure that my fans are well supplied with drinks.

I am available for further discussions at any time.

Sincerely,
[Your name]

I hope this is more to your liking!