(Rhyme inspired by economic reality. By the struggle of our times…)
Banksta dude, that I am, and on my side, are party leaders,
Far and wide. I’m allied to those with power to impose.
My brand of democracy. And get banned all the things that
Stand in my way. If you stray from the straight and narrow
I define, that’s a crime. Every time I sneeze, You
Better get on your knees and do as I please. I’m the
Banksta dude, that I am, and on my side, are TV people
Far and wide. I’m allied to those with power to impose what
goes and what does not. Everybody knows that I design the
Emperors new clothes. The jacket, the hose. I com-
Pose the leaders cheesy prose on all those totally impartial
Television shows. I know he’s nude. I’m the
Banksta dude, that I am. Very shrewd. I have millions
Getting screwed. I don’t shoot. I wear a suit. The tax man go col-
lect my loot. The judges, too, are on my side, and legislators,
Far and wide. I’m allied to those with power to impose, the
Patriotic duty to contribute to my bootie. To be
Up in arms, % to give up farms, % to
Go and fight in the cold and foreign night. To adhere to
What I say is black and white. Bloody damn right! I’m the
Banksta dude, that I am. Very shrewd. I have millions
Getting screwed. I don’t shoot. I wear a suit. The tax man go col-
lect my loot. The judges, too, are on my side, and legislators,
Far and wide. I’m allied to those with power to impose, the di-
Rection everybody goes. Don’t even think that any
One could oppose the things that I chose, with-
Out ending up with a bloody nose.